The Man With No Coat

A group of people were to attend a celebration dinner at a huge Victorian mansion. The dinner was being held to honor a man who had done great work for charity, including the homeless and the poor.

As the people in the party walked toward the mansion, one man in the group noticed a beggar just outside the gates holding a small tin cup. The beggar had no coat, and was shivering. The man took pity on the beggar, and took off his own coat and gave it to him. He then took off his tie as well, and gave it to him also. The beggar smiled, and said "May God bless you, sir."

As the group entered the mansion, the butler who was taking everyone's coats saw the man who had given up his coat, and said "Where is you coat and tie, sir?" The man with no coat explained he had given the coat and tie to the beggar outside the gate, and that he was fine without them. The butler sneered at the man, and said "You can't eat in the grand dining room of the Master's home without a coat and tie." The others who had come for the party frowned at him also, and promptly turned away from him.

The butler escorted the man with no coat to one of the bathrooms, and said he would be served there instead of at dinner. He locked the man with no coat inside. A little while later, the door was unlocked and a young servant boy came in with a platter of food. The food looked like it had been scraped from the plates of others, many items had bites taken out of them, and everything all was mixed together. The servant said "Enjoy your food.", then scraped all of it onto the floor at the man's feet. With a laugh, he walked out of the bathroom without locking the door back behind him.

The man without a coat was so confused, angry, and upset. All he had done was try to do a good thing, and now he was being treated like an outcast. He walked out of the bathroom, and followed the sounds of music and voices until he found the dining hall. As he walked in, he saw all the other party members laughing and making merry. They were busy enjoying cocktails and cake after dinner.

The man with no coat strode over to the couple who had originally organized the celebration for the Master of the house, and tried to confront them. One of them, a man with a coat and tie, pretended he did not see the man with no coat, and ignored everything he tried to say to him. So the man with no coat found the other person in charge, this one a woman, and when she behaved the same way, the man with no coat was so infuriated that he forgot himself, and yelled at the woman "Why are you doing this to me?!"

At that, everyone fell silent.

At the head of the table was the man who was being celebrated that day for his acts of charity. He  stood up, and walked over with an angry look in his eyes. He demanded to know "What is the meaning of all this?" After hearing everything, he looked at the man with no coat and said "You dare speak like this to a woman in my house, and my guest as well?"

The man with no coat was put in chains, and led to the bottom floor where he was locked in a cell. A short time later, the same food that had been scraped onto the bathroom floor was dumped at his feet again, this time by the jailer, landing just within the reach of the cell bars that held him. As the jailer walked away with his keys jingling in his hand, he turned and looked at the man with no coat and said:

"Honestly, sir. You can't just go giving your coat away."